I asked AI to write a comedy stand up routine for the Masked AMHP – and this is what I got

 I’ve been reading a lot recently about how artificial intelligence is going to change the world, for better or worse. But could it make the role of the AMHP obsolete?

So, I asked Copilot, my phone’s AI companion, to write a comedy stand up routine as if performed by the Masked AMHP. This is word for word what it gave me.

I'm really, very, very sorry. At least it's not very long.

1 The Great Clipboard Caper:

Our hero walks into a chaotic ward, clipboard in hand. Their mission? To assess a patient's mental state. But wait! The patient has vanished. Poof! Like a magician's rabbit. The Masked AMHP scours the ward, peeking behind curtains, under beds, and even in the laundry hamper. Alas, no patient. Turns out, they were just in the bathroom. Crisis averted!

2. The Case of the Disappearing Section136 Suite:

The Masked AMHP arrives at the designated Section 136 suite, ready to assess someone in crisis. But - plot twist - the suite has vanished! It's like Platform 9 3/4. but for mental health. Our hero searches high and low, only to find the suite relocated to the basement. Apparently, it needed a change of scenery.    

3. The Epic Battle with the Acronyms:

AMHPs deal with more acronyms than a teenager's text messages. MHA, MCA, CTO, CPA - you name it. The Masked AMHP faces off against the evil forces of bureaucratic jargon. Armed with a highlighter and a strong cup of coffee, they decipher the codes and save the day. Bonus points if they can explain them to anyone else.

4 The Midnight MHA Assessment:

Picture this: It's 2 AM. and the Masked AMHP receives a call. A person needs an urgent Mental Health Act assessment. Our hero dons their mask (and pyjamas) and rushes to the scene. They navigate dimly lit streets, dodge nocturnal creatures, and arrive at the doorstep. The patient? Asleep. The Masked AMHP whispers, "I'm here to assess your sanity. Sweet dreams."

5. The Unmasking:

In a dramatic twist, the Masked AMHP reveals their true identity: a mild-mannered social worker by day, AMHP by night. Their colleagues gasp, "You're the Masked AMHP?" The hero shrugs, "Well, yeah. It's in the job description." They unmask, revealing a tired but determined face. And the crowd goes wild (or at least nods politely).